Caption: No? Just me? Cool. Last night I: • Held a rubber chicken above my head • Made dramatic “plop” sound effects • Let a toddler announce to the entire park that I was “covered in poop” And you know what happened? The REAL laugh. The belly laugh. The one mom has never seen on camera before. Listen — your kids don’t need to sit still. They need something ridiculous enough to forget they’re being photographed. Dignity? Optional. The shot? Secured.